Big Model?

I remember being offered a job modeling for a "Huge Grande Opening"...hor'de'vors, champagne, the press...blah, blah, blah.  Well, I was so excited.  I even told friends that I had this fabulous gig.  Well, when I arrived they gave me a beautiful wedding gown and said, "Now you need to pick a pose and freeze it for an hour, then you can pick a new pose for the following hour"...What?  "Am I a human manequin?" I asked. "Yes, just make sure you don't move" Well, there I stood in a window, in front of the store, and watched my friends drive by waving and laughing.  It took everything in me not to laugh.